① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.

② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
  要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.

④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
  要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.

⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  每個男人的背后,都有一個. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個.

⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
  再的漢遲早也會結婚,不是永久的嘛.
  ⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
  聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.

⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
  成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系).

⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
  不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.

⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
  就象照片,需要大量的暗房來培養.

⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
  后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩.

⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
  “現在的決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會吧.

⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
  應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.
  ⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
  工作不會導致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明.

⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
  工作好有意思耶!尤其是看著別人工作.

⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
  神決定了誰是你的親戚,的是在選擇方面他給了你留了余地.

⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!
  兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!

⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
  服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看.

⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
  學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多.